Azerous

Azerous is the legendary weapon of Aaron. It is actually a stick in his backyard.

Uses
Aaron most often denotes the use of Azerous through saying *draws Azerous* anyone who has the misfortune of reading this is most likely cursed into a terrifying and hopeless death. This is Aarons main way of threatening people. Nowadays this is a meme even Aaron recognizes. Azerous does NOT shoot fire, contrary to popular belief.

Origin
It has been said that the Azerous originated from a forged sword in Fire Emblem Awakening Aaron made. It was made from Seliphs Blade and has been a favorite weapon for him to use in the game. Ironically, if the Azerous was forged from SELIPHS Blade it should not even be Aarons signature weapon since the original name implies the sword belongs to Seliph.

Meme Status
With Aarons flagrant use of it to fix situations that are beyond his physical power this has become a easy choice for a meme to his friends. Even if the Azerous had all of its glorious and grandiose powers it would still be an ineffectual tool; with Aaron making all of his threats from the barrier of the internet, Aaron has no chance of physically maiming anyone involved in his problems. Originally Azerouses role as a meme was primarily through saying *draws Azerous* and was meant to be a way of conveying someones rage. Nowadays, the Azerous has expanded in a myriad of functions as a meme. The Azerouses use now is primarily being the stock, "overpowered sword" and the basis of curiosity for many.